So, it's a given I have anger issues. Things make me crazy. I'm not even going to take the time to write it all fluently and like it is a novella. Fuck it, let's get to it.
1.) STOP BEING ENTITLED. YOU are no more important than your co-worker. Unless your co-worker never comes to work because they'd rather stay home playing some shoot em up video game and smoking pot. If that is true, you might be more important. Unless you can't do your job well anyway. Like, you can't even come close to meeting the job requirement. If that is the case, it's a dead heat for who sucks more. Regardless, neither one of you are so special that you require special equipment or special treatment. That's right, I said it. You're not that special. I'm just not that into you.
2.) READ AN EMAIL. If I send an email out stating that the sky is blue, the grass is green and that popcicles are cold, do not reply to that email asking if I am the person that said that sky was blue. You are replying to the email that provided you the very information you seek. So, we know you saw the email, because you are responding to it. You clearly know the content because you have asked a question about the content. I don't understand. Your question asking if it is a fact about the fact I stated baffles me. Stop baffling me.
3.) BE AMAZING. Look, if you wanted a job really bad, and then you finally got that job, how about doing that job? You know, you went on and on about how you wanted it. You furthermore said you were qualified, so...why aren't you doing your job? You still say you are amazing. You still think you are amazing. YOU ARE NOT Amazing. Do we need an intervention? Like, if I got 10 people together that say you suck, will you listen then? Will you change your ways? Will you attempt to give a flying fuck about your job? Just curious. Stop screwing up your opportunity that directly impacts others. Stop. Then commence being amazing. Please.
4.) YOU NEED HELP. If you are going to meander on over to my desk and ask me a question, maybe do your research first. Like, maybe check your emails to see if your question can be answered first. Maybe check with one of your peers, but there is NO REASON to torture innocent people that have their heads clearly far above, and free and clear of, their asshole. Try to be a problem solver. And, no, it isn't really funny that you have no clue what's going on. It isn't.
5.) MY NAME IS CASSONDRA. I've said it before, I'll say it again, there is no "A" in the middle of my name. I'm NOT CassAndra. You just wrote me an email and addressed me as CassAndra, but my email clearly shows the correct spelling of my name. I will purposely spell your name wrong every time. I will not go down without a fight. I will not stand by and be subjected to such injustice. I will passive-aggressively torture you back. Except maybe you don't care if I spell your name wrong but I DO. If you just started working with me, it's forgivable. If we've worked together for YEARS, don't play me like that. I have feelings. I have a lot of feelings. I have a lot of voices. I'm not medicated or under a doctor's supervision, unless you count the Rug Doctor and she, quite frankly, enjoys the voices to a certain extent, I believe.
So, in conclusion, stop being a dick, read your email, do your job, don't depend on others to do it for you and finally, say my name, bitch! It's Cassondra!
1.) STOP BEING ENTITLED. YOU are no more important than your co-worker. Unless your co-worker never comes to work because they'd rather stay home playing some shoot em up video game and smoking pot. If that is true, you might be more important. Unless you can't do your job well anyway. Like, you can't even come close to meeting the job requirement. If that is the case, it's a dead heat for who sucks more. Regardless, neither one of you are so special that you require special equipment or special treatment. That's right, I said it. You're not that special. I'm just not that into you.
2.) READ AN EMAIL. If I send an email out stating that the sky is blue, the grass is green and that popcicles are cold, do not reply to that email asking if I am the person that said that sky was blue. You are replying to the email that provided you the very information you seek. So, we know you saw the email, because you are responding to it. You clearly know the content because you have asked a question about the content. I don't understand. Your question asking if it is a fact about the fact I stated baffles me. Stop baffling me.
3.) BE AMAZING. Look, if you wanted a job really bad, and then you finally got that job, how about doing that job? You know, you went on and on about how you wanted it. You furthermore said you were qualified, so...why aren't you doing your job? You still say you are amazing. You still think you are amazing. YOU ARE NOT Amazing. Do we need an intervention? Like, if I got 10 people together that say you suck, will you listen then? Will you change your ways? Will you attempt to give a flying fuck about your job? Just curious. Stop screwing up your opportunity that directly impacts others. Stop. Then commence being amazing. Please.
4.) YOU NEED HELP. If you are going to meander on over to my desk and ask me a question, maybe do your research first. Like, maybe check your emails to see if your question can be answered first. Maybe check with one of your peers, but there is NO REASON to torture innocent people that have their heads clearly far above, and free and clear of, their asshole. Try to be a problem solver. And, no, it isn't really funny that you have no clue what's going on. It isn't.
5.) MY NAME IS CASSONDRA. I've said it before, I'll say it again, there is no "A" in the middle of my name. I'm NOT CassAndra. You just wrote me an email and addressed me as CassAndra, but my email clearly shows the correct spelling of my name. I will purposely spell your name wrong every time. I will not go down without a fight. I will not stand by and be subjected to such injustice. I will passive-aggressively torture you back. Except maybe you don't care if I spell your name wrong but I DO. If you just started working with me, it's forgivable. If we've worked together for YEARS, don't play me like that. I have feelings. I have a lot of feelings. I have a lot of voices. I'm not medicated or under a doctor's supervision, unless you count the Rug Doctor and she, quite frankly, enjoys the voices to a certain extent, I believe.
So, in conclusion, stop being a dick, read your email, do your job, don't depend on others to do it for you and finally, say my name, bitch! It's Cassondra!
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